You know for sure that all men can think about is sex, right? And you hope that when he thinks of sex, it's of sex with you. Sorry. Both thoughts are wrong. You see, most of the time men think of NOTHING. This puzzling member of the human race actually is capable of having a completely empty mind! That's why he always looks so uncomfortable when you ask him what he's thinking about... He honestly doesn't understand why you keep asking that. He doesn't know that YOUR brain produces images, feelings, brilliant ideas and thing to do all through the day. So every time his answer is "nothing" - and that is probably as often as you ask him about his innermost thoughts - he's telling you the truth.

But what if he, by accident, does think of something? Then it probably IS about sex, but definitely not with you. Chances are that he remembers that voluptuously build lady he spotted at the gas-station or that scarcely dressed slut on tv. WHY? Men have huge problems with fantasizing about wild sex-games with women they respect. And you are one of these, the other one is his mother. He'd rather think of some stranger than that he'd put you in a much too open position, even in his brain.

I get the feeling that he doesn't think of me at all... Oh no, please don't think that. In fact, he thinks of you a lot: He thinks of you when eating that sandwich you prepared for him, he thinks of you when putting on some freshly washed and ironed shirt and, this goes without saying, he remembers your birthday. If you remind him...

So all men can think about is nothing in particular and sex with strangers? Let's not put it so harshly. Of the 30% of the time he IS thinking something, he spends no less then 2.76% (!) on dreaming about that car he'll never own, or on the pokernight with 'the guys' last weekend. So you see, all in all, their thoughts are rich and varied. At least, that's what they think. IF they think...

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