hermind1hermind2 You undoubtly already suspect that most of her thoughts are about ridiculously trivial subjects.
And you're right!

Her thoughts are mostly about YOU.


The average woman spends 90% of her waking hours on the one person her world is all about: YOU. We know this seems a lot, but please bear in mind that she needs to rethink her thoughts over and over again. They're just not as fast as we are.
You might feel a bit claustrofobic now, because you seem to be all she thinks about, but you really shouldn't. After all, she does waste 10% on other trivial subjects...







But what on earth can it be that makes her think so much about me?

Well, to start with, she thinks about that gorgeous chick you stared at four days ago; the one you probably don't even remember. Then there's your birthday-party, which she's planning a year ahead and when she's shopping for dinner tonight, she thinks of what you like to eat. That's about it. Apart from the thoughts she's having about what to tell that terrible 'best friend' of hers...


I can think about those things within ten minutes and decide on them....

She can too, but because she's a member of that puzzling part of human race called 'female', she needs to FEEL things when thinking, and when she's finally probed enough to feel, she needs to give it a name....
And that's where the problems begin. When she finds a name for the vague feeling, the crazy idea pops in her head that this might actually be a problem. So what does she do?
Think about it even more... 		brains


ladies

I'm sure that's when she goes to that 'best friend' again...

No. That's where you go wrong. Women do talk about men occasionally, but they've been so indoctrinated by all those magazines they're reading, that they think it's better to think of other things.
And those are:
  • fashion, in particular that dress she saw a week ago and she wants YOU to buy it.
  • her career, and how men, including YOU, stop her from really having one.
  • baby's, especially the ones she would like by YOU.
  • any other man they know, preferably in comparison with YOU.
  • make-up, and how she tries to look as good as she can for YOU.
  • any other subject you might think of, as long as she - in some mysterious way - can turn the story around to make the subject YOU again.

Ok, maybe you should get claustrofobic...


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