Question 1:
What is your greatest wish?
Another mistress
More salary
A healthy environment
Beer/booze
Question 2:
You're at the supermarket. When you have to pay it appears that you don't have enough cash, so you decide to
put something back. Which of the following items would you leave behind?
Supermarket? Huh?
The snacks I bought for the nice evening I was supposed to have with her
Toiletpaper
Bread
Question 3:
She mentions something about her parents coming to visit you within an hour. What do you do?
"Parents? I didn't know you still had them"
Rush upstairs to put on my best suit and to shave. I'm finished just in time
I help her with her cooking
"That's great dear, now you won't be alone on my pokernight"
Question 4:
You overslept. What do you do?
"So what?"
I panic and try to apologize by buying cakes for the whole department
"I overslept? That's impossible. I'm always awake at 6.00 a.m."
Turn over and go to sleep again. Now I'm late anyway
Question 5:
What kind of car do you have?
A BMW850, with blablablablablablabla
An almost new secondhand ......
I don't have a car. I always go by train
The biggest one I could find to fit my speakers
Question 6:
You have the night off. What do you do?
I make sure that I'm really alone, so I can watch X-rated movies
Read the papers on that meeting tomorrow once more
Solve a puzzle
Go to a bar, as I always do
Question 7:
You meet the prettiest woman you've ever seen. What do you do?
Buy her a fur-coat
Make sure she sees my fake porche-keys
Nothing, maybe drewl a little
Buy her a drink
Question 8:
A friend of yours wins an expensive trip to the Carribean. He can take someone with him. What do you do?
Tell him in advance that I certainly don't want to go. The last time I went there, service was terrible
I don't go if he asks me. They might think I'm gay...
Treat him really, really nice. He might chose me
Don't say anything, but certainly hope to be asked. After all, it IS free
Question 9:
When I say "sex", you say.......
...is for sell, of course
...young, pretty and tight please
...lights out and enjoy
...your place or mine?
Question 10:
How would you describe yourself?
I'm the greatest
In a few years, I'll be the greatest
I'm rather satisfied with myself
Dunno...
